If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(OMG...!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.
"Honey, I'm home. What the...."
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I still want to be a pig in my next life ...
(quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
What about that pig?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lvs2k
[B]

 

PIG is not stupid

 

The one I had for breakfast (bacon sandwich) was none to clever

 

I read part of this before. After learning all this I feel so much smarter... not

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2K Fan
[B]I read part of this before.