TRUE AND FASCINATING FACTS
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TRUE AND FASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still not over that pig thing.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
(The pig fears nothing) (Not true: the pig fears Hormel!)
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of.... ? Did the gov't pay for this research?)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't pay for this too?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey. I'm home. What the...?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Pigs don't care)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this too.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your middle finger.
LONG LIVE THE PIG!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still not over that pig thing.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
(The pig fears nothing) (Not true: the pig fears Hormel!)
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of.... ? Did the gov't pay for this research?)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't pay for this too?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi, honey. I'm home. What the...?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Pigs don't care)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this too.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your middle finger.
LONG LIVE THE PIG!
Flying Pig is my HERO! 
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Great comments there wirejock! And since I'm a guy, I guess I'm almost to the 'pig' stage - I wonder if the 30 minute orgasm has to do with not showering for months or years. I'll have to try that.
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Actually I have a couple more Facts.
If there were no such thing as Lady Bugs, Every one in the world would be up to thier heads in Afids 6' of em!
and if you had a Male and Female rat. Left to thier own devices in one years time you would have a population of 50,000 rats. crazy eh?
You dirty rat
If there were no such thing as Lady Bugs, Every one in the world would be up to thier heads in Afids 6' of em!
and if you had a Male and Female rat. Left to thier own devices in one years time you would have a population of 50,000 rats. crazy eh?
You dirty rat
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)
What? I don't know about that!!!
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this list?)
What? I don't know about that!!!
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