No...but I heard about your short-circuit...I think they have surgery for that.

 

Hey, I've been assured it's more than amp-le. They don't call me "Lightening Rod" for nothing!!

 

OK. OK. This lineman story can make someone who's not "well grounded" feel rather "negative"....even to the point of being "terminal". Anyone "charged up" enough to find something "positive" in all this?

BTW, anyone know what a lineman who's been electrocuted eats for breakfast?

 

Rice Crispies...SNAP, CRACKLE and POP...of course. Don't forget to wash it down with some JOLT cola, though.

 

Man, that was lightening fast! Know what he eats for lunch?

 

No, but you have sparked my curiosity.

 

Don't bolt when you hear this..........








CRISPY CRITTERS!



(Couldn't resist-or)

Alright johnyboy32, dinner's up to you!

 

How about...blackened catfish, french-fries and twice baked beans...and some apple flambe for dessert. You will probably want a nice dark roast coffee, too.

 

Man, if I eat all that I'll be bulb-ous. But, I'm ever-ready for good food!

That "dark roast" is POWERFUL stuff! Makes my copper top glow!!

 

Man, this thread has really deGENERATED. I'm surprised we haven't gotten a bunch of STATIC already.