Difference between Men's brain and women's brain
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Originally Posted by LMB2000,Nov 18 2010, 11:27 AM
Amazing you have to pay someone to leave you alone.
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Nov 18 2010, 12:06 PM
Always reminds me of Charlie Scheens comment on hookers, "Im not paying for the sex, im paying for her to leave afterwards"
it never fails when you meet a new one if she says "if we decide to part ways, you'll never hear from me again..." there will be trouble...
I have a special app i put on my Palm Centro that acts as a call/text blocker... I check the log every few days and see the same 2-3 have been blocked... Totally worth the $10 I paid...
Treat em like dirt and they stick like mud...
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Originally Posted by LMB2000,Nov 18 2010, 02:42 PM
And I couldn't agree with that more...
it never fails when you meet a new one if she says "if we decide to part ways, you'll never hear from me again..." there will be trouble...
I have a special app i put on my Palm Centro that acts as a call/text blocker... I check the log every few days and see the same 2-3 have been blocked... Totally worth the $10 I paid...
Treat em like dirt and they stick like mud...
it never fails when you meet a new one if she says "if we decide to part ways, you'll never hear from me again..." there will be trouble...
I have a special app i put on my Palm Centro that acts as a call/text blocker... I check the log every few days and see the same 2-3 have been blocked... Totally worth the $10 I paid...
Treat em like dirt and they stick like mud...
Most definitely!I can quickly frustrate a girl whos no good simply by not taking the bait. She makes an ultimatum and I just smile and wont even respond.
I have come to really love Jay-Z because he speaks alot of truth, and a woman will treat you however you allow her to. Respect is a two way street that most women percieve as a one way leading only to them.
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Chick Logic - As defined by Urban Dictionary
A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.
In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."
In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."
"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.
In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."
In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."
"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
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Originally Posted by ChineseDelivery,Nov 24 2010, 10:47 AM
In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."
"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."
"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
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