I HATE MY JOB

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.




Warren

 

at least you have a job

 

Wow, you definitely copied and pasted that from somewhere else.

 

Well, of course I did. What, you think I go home, get in "comfortable clothing" and play with rectal thermometers???

Warren

 

haha no... I just think its pathetic that someone, somewhere did purchase a rectal thermometer, read the directions and decided to come up with some story in order to make themselves feel better about shoving a thermometer up their ass..

 

I don't understand why that's such a bad job. I know some friends of mine who would kill for such a job, including me.

 

Nope, mine is just fine. However, from time to time certain people make me want to place that thermomerter where it is designed to go in them.

 

 

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