I can piss w/o even touching my tool, so seriously, WTF?

It's not my tool that's dirty, it's the toilet or urinal handle or the door handle to the bathroom, those are dirty.

 

 

...even better

 

I wash my hands:
After a visit to the restroom
After handling raw meat
After handling my cat or any pet
Before I prepare food
Before I unload the dishwasher
Before I set the table
Before I eat
Before I touch ice or anything going in my mouth
When dirty

You should wash you hands after you pee because bacteria from you gut can make its way to your junk. So unless you just washed it, your junk is not clean.

 

Piss is sterile - piss on your hands to clean them.

 

true, but you still need soap.

 

Maybe your dick is clean, but how about the flush handle? Maybe the last guy picked his nose while he peed.
And if you don't flush (my pet peeve) what makes you think the next guy wants to smell your piss?

 

meehhhhh....

I licked the salt shakers the other day at a restaurant just to prove the power of Mt. Dew and it's ability to keep me healthy....



ps... jock itch in the throat is from playing the skin flute.... (not that there is anthing wrong with that... )

 

Speaking of piss...did you ever see the Man v. Wild episode where Bear Grylls pisses on his t-shirt and wraps it around his head to keep himself cool in the desert? That was pretty disgusting but I guess it worked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVwZ02Q92XQ

 

so I guess same conclusion, do not shake people's hands at the next meet.