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Do you wash your hands after you piss?

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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 12:24 PM
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As soon as you touch the door handle to leave the bathroom ....... all that water and time was wasted washing your hands.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 17 2008, 03:16 PM
Speaking of piss...did you ever see the Man v. Wild episode where Bear Grylls pisses on his t-shirt and wraps it around his head to keep himself cool in the desert? That was pretty disgusting but I guess it worked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVwZ02Q92XQ
what about the one where he shit in his pants to attract flies to eat?????
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by freq,Mar 17 2008, 09:15 AM
I can piss w/o even touching my tool, so seriously, WTF?

It's not my tool that's dirty, it's the toilet or urinal handle or the door handle to the bathroom, those are dirty.



heck ya! freestyle. i go in there dont touch a thing and get out!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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yep piss is steril. but there are bacteria in your urethra that come into contact with your piss when you first start that urine stream. therefore, piss IS regarded steril... when its inside your bladder. its not however steril when you're peeing it out. the closest it'll be to clean is the midstream (middle of your pee).

i guess the bacteria in question that your piss will come to contact with would be staphylococcus aureus (sp?) which is normal flora... it aint gonna make you sick unless you came into contact with someone that has MRSA methycillin resistanst staph aureus... which from my understanding colonizes in your nostrils...

moral of the story: wash your hands... before and after.

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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Mar 17 2008, 04:35 PM
what about the one where he shit in his pants to attract flies to eat?????
Make sure you piss on any and all door handles to sterilize them.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 17 2008, 03:16 PM
Speaking of piss...did you ever see the Man v. Wild episode where Bear Grylls pisses on his t-shirt and wraps it around his head to keep himself cool in the desert? That was pretty disgusting but I guess it worked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVwZ02Q92XQ
yeah that was gross but not nearly as bad as wheen he pissed into the canteen and drank that. i believe he described it as, "warm and salty"..

scot, i haven't seen the one where he takes a dump to attract flies, are you making that up??
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by kingbriani,Mar 17 2008, 04:45 PM
scot, i haven't seen the one where he takes a dump to attract flies, are you making that up??


how else would he catch flies????


























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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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hey man, i wouldn't put it past him. dude is crazy!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:47 PM
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Yes. Granted I know where my peeper has been but I dont know about the numerous guys before me who have swamp nuts, then take a piss and dont wash, then touch the door handle on the way out.

So I wash, and open the door w/ the paper towel in my hand. If I can't Kobe Bryant the towel into the proper garbage bin then it's going to end up on the ground.

That and alcohol based hand sanitizer FTW....Sorry, not big on germs.
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