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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 01:41 PM
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What did the Ocean say to the Shore?












Nothing, it just waved.
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 02:02 PM
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haha... that Winnie the Pooh one was funny!!
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 02:54 PM
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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud!
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 03:08 PM
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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud!


Wanna hear a dirtier one?









Two white horses fell in the mud!
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 03:38 PM
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what is brown and sounds like a bell?

(you have to yell the answer out loud)
DUNG!!!!
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 04:57 PM
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http://larsplace.com/humor/b24.htm
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 05:16 PM
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Please close the lids on all adult beverages for the remainder of the evening!
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Old Mar 26, 2001 | 11:04 PM
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What does the orange say to the apple?............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................................






Nothing!!!Orange can't talk!!!
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Old Mar 27, 2001 | 11:09 AM
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Why did the golfer wear two shoes to the golf tournament?























He thought he'd get a hole in one.
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Old Mar 28, 2001 | 12:50 PM
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "do you have any food?

The bartender replies, "no, we don't serve food here." So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "You got any food."

The bartender says, "no, we don
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