Does anyone have a more corny joke than this....
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And for my 600th post....drum roll please. . . . . .
A man in a coffee shop orders coffee, "Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee without cream."
The waiter walks away, but then comes back and says, "Sorry, we're out of cream. Would you like your coffee without milk instead?"
A man in a coffee shop orders coffee, "Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee without cream."
The waiter walks away, but then comes back and says, "Sorry, we're out of cream. Would you like your coffee without milk instead?"
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"
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nvmys2k: The Monica joke is hilarious, still laughing 
Here's one.
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dogs balls.
The man says "You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster."
The boy replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."
Here's one.
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dogs balls.
The man says "You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster."
The boy replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."
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