So... I just finished taking a nice relaxing dump and I get up to wipe my a$$ (Yes, I am one of those people who stand to wipe my a$$) and look into the toilet bowl and realize that my sh*t is green. I did have a huge salad for an afternoon snack, so that could be the reason. But anyway... so I go to wipe my a$$ and there was no sign of sh*t residue, which is great. Gotta love those No-Wipe Sh*ts!!!!

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Andre

 

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I definatly didn't need to read that

 

Love the no-wipes. I too get the case of the "greens" from time-to-time.

 

This is waaay too much information. What would compel you to tell us this? Ewww...

 

I'm sooo sorry I opened this thread. I thought maybe it was concerning that NeoRest "wipeless" toilet system. (I call BS on that concept anyway. How can a little jet of water get things all ship-shape after Thankgiving dinner?)

Anyway, now that I'm here, I cannot resist commenting. If you're repulsed or embarrased by graphic discussion of waste elimination, now is the time to hit the "Back" button...



1.) You stand when you wipe? WTF is up with that? Would seem to me that you'd get an awful lot of collateral damage on your taint and crack...

2.) Is there really any such thing as a wipe-less dump? I think not. No matter how smoothly that sucker sails through the ole corn-hole, it's ALWAYS prudent to give 'er a quick wipe. You never know what you might come up with, especially if #1 applies to you.

I'm still curious about the NeoRest if anyone has an first-hand experiences to share.

 

I believe I can help .. lol

Poop Info

Not the most professional source, but they are correct.

And how can you stand.. there would be too much cheek pressure to get a good wipe, but then how can you sit? Doesn't the bowl hinder your ability to reach your ass?? I utilize a nice squat method, a hover, if you will.

Now the question is.. how do you handle the paper??

Are you one of those guys that rolls it into a ball and wipes?
Do you just drop a trail off the roll and sort of reel it in as you wipe?
Or do you break off 2 squares at a time and wipe until clean??

hhmm... perhaps more research..

 

I remember when i was like 8 years old and i had my first green poop that i could remember seeing and my mom was having a meeting with some guy in a suit in our living room. cant remember what they were talking about but I came running to her and yelled mom i popped green!! she got embaressed and sent me to watch tv or something

 

[QUOTE=THE4TH,Mar 31 2006, 03:04 PM] I believe I can help .. lol

Poop Info

Not the most professional source, but they are correct.

 

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