Does Green always mean Clean?
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Originally Posted by THE4TH,Mar 31 2006, 12:04 PM
I believe I can help .. lol
Poop Info
Not the most professional source, but they are correct.
And how can you stand.. there would be too much cheek pressure to get a good wipe, but then how can you sit? Doesn't the bowl hinder your ability to reach your ass?? I utilize a nice squat method, a hover, if you will.
Now the question is.. how do you handle the paper??
Are you one of those guys that rolls it into a ball and wipes?
Do you just drop a trail off the roll and sort of reel it in as you wipe?
Or do you break off 2 squares at a time and wipe until clean??
hhmm... perhaps more research..
Poop Info
Not the most professional source, but they are correct.
And how can you stand.. there would be too much cheek pressure to get a good wipe, but then how can you sit? Doesn't the bowl hinder your ability to reach your ass?? I utilize a nice squat method, a hover, if you will.
Now the question is.. how do you handle the paper??
Are you one of those guys that rolls it into a ball and wipes?
Do you just drop a trail off the roll and sort of reel it in as you wipe?
Or do you break off 2 squares at a time and wipe until clean??
hhmm... perhaps more research..
The squating... well... that just burns my quad muscles in my legs way too much, which makes it uncomfortable. I want my sh*t to be an enjoyable experience, not another work-out. I already work-out too much.
The paper issue... rolling is IMO a waste of money and seems to be sloppy?!?!?!? This is my method... for the initial wipe, I usually roll out about 5 to 6 squares and fold them nicely to get good structural rigidity, so as stated before, the finger won't go through to get a first finger dive into the mud... lol. Then after scouting the damage done by the sh*t, I will adjust the number of squares as needed, which means either 4 squares and work from there or just go right down to 2 squares for a fairly clean first wipe.
That's my method... lol.
Andre
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Originally Posted by Hootsama,Mar 31 2006, 01:16 PM
Ah, many techniques covered here.
You've got:
1.) Wadders vs. folders... (I never knew people just yanked at the roll and then reeled it in as they needed more. Kinda gross.)
2.) Front vs. back wipe (Don't know too many guys that like a front wipe... Too much margin for error with your sac.)
3.) Sitters vs. Standers??? Personally, I like the lean. It's like doing a tight corner on a sport bike: You get the perfect angle for completely unfettered access.
Oh, and 2 squares is never enough. Even if you're squeeky clean to start, there's too much risk of a structural failure and a finger popping through.
You've got:
1.) Wadders vs. folders... (I never knew people just yanked at the roll and then reeled it in as they needed more. Kinda gross.)
2.) Front vs. back wipe (Don't know too many guys that like a front wipe... Too much margin for error with your sac.)
3.) Sitters vs. Standers??? Personally, I like the lean. It's like doing a tight corner on a sport bike: You get the perfect angle for completely unfettered access.
Oh, and 2 squares is never enough. Even if you're squeeky clean to start, there's too much risk of a structural failure and a finger popping through.
Andre
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