Okay... now I've seen it all.
-- Aaron


Here at Brown Dog Institute, we research canine taste preferences and formulate our revolutionary dog biscuits accordingly. You've seen "gourmet" dog treats but let's face it, your dog is no pansy. You might prefer cheesecake, but your dog will eat his own vomit.


SPECIAL:
Buy all three formulas and your order will be shipped USPS Priority at no extra charge * and you will receive, while supplies last, one Free Vomit, full of chunky oatmeal and bacon goodness. What dog can resist freshly spilled stomach contents?


http://www.browndoginstitute.com/

 

I can't speak to the dog doo, but my last dog loved to raid the cat litter box. Guess she liked the crunchies.

 

They make those too!!!



Hand-rolled to stringent Brown Dog Institute specifications, our peanut buttery Cat Turds look fresh from the litterbox and are perfect when the canine palate demands something "special." All without the inconvenience of an E.coli infection

 

And after that your dog can give you a nice BIG KISS!

 

 

Cat turds seem to be like tootsie rolls to dogs. Maybe it's because they taste of cat?

 

I feel sick..........my dog just kissed me

 

You and your sex life.....

Does Mandy know?

Don't tell me she was watching

 

My parents used to have a dog that ate its own sh1t (a revolting little dacshund).

My mum went to the vet to see if he could offer a solution to this revolting habit.

The vet said actually its quite a common problem, and suggested that everytime the dog did its business, my mum should rush out into the garden and pour a whole load of tabasco sauce on the steaming pile...that way it would only take the dog a short while to learn that it was doing a BAD thing.

Only problem was...the dog seemed to take quite a liking to tabasco sauce!

 

Why does this seem like something that Charlie would post???

Maybe that is why they go around sniffing each other all the time, anticipation.