Dear God:
How come people love to smell flowers but seldom smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the
same old story?

Dear God:
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We
dogs love a nice ride. I realize every breed cannot have its own
model, but how hard could it be to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle? >

Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps?

Dear God:
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to
get in?

Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God:
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been
howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear
back is the beagle across the street.

Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we
can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets
thing, again?


Dear God:
Can you undo what that doctor did?

Cat's Letter to God
Dear God:
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't care.

 

LOL, the cat's letter to god is hilarious