Dorm life SUCKS!!!!!! Kill Me!!!!
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Dude,
That just sucked....My X use to goto UCLA and her roomate was a lessie, she always stays over at her gurl friend's place so she have the whole place to herself. Somehow I turned out to be dorming at UCLA even tho I got to work everymorning and return to the dorm after work. Hahaha...... That was kinda strange but it was a fun experince.....
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"You just have to talk to them and let them know you need sleep. I get really angry when people wake me up, let them know...just start cussing in the middle of the night, they will STFU for awhile"
That just sucked....My X use to goto UCLA and her roomate was a lessie, she always stays over at her gurl friend's place so she have the whole place to herself. Somehow I turned out to be dorming at UCLA even tho I got to work everymorning and return to the dorm after work. Hahaha...... That was kinda strange but it was a fun experince.....
DaRKCrow
"You just have to talk to them and let them know you need sleep. I get really angry when people wake me up, let them know...just start cussing in the middle of the night, they will STFU for awhile"
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ahhaha...
My first plan is get the loudest keyboard and mouse.
2nd plan, let my alarm go off and not turn it off.
3rd plan, raise my subwoofer to the fullest.
4th plan, constantly slam the door.
5th plan, have sex with a girl while EVERYONE is in the room.
6th plan, constantly rattle my keys.
....more to come later.
Any have any good thoughts? or past experiences?
Also, thanks for all the advice guys, these are great.
My first plan is get the loudest keyboard and mouse.
2nd plan, let my alarm go off and not turn it off.
3rd plan, raise my subwoofer to the fullest.
4th plan, constantly slam the door.
5th plan, have sex with a girl while EVERYONE is in the room.
6th plan, constantly rattle my keys.
....more to come later.
Any have any good thoughts? or past experiences?
Also, thanks for all the advice guys, these are great.
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The idea of having sex with them in the room works, and if you can't pull that off, pull off a convincing dry hump that looks enough like the real thing to be embarrassing to everyone else in the room. My college b/f's roommate used to do that in the top bunk, but he was slick enough that he never woke us... we never really knew until we found a used condom hanging off the garbage can once 
!!!!!! After that, we told him not to bring the chickies home for some action while we were there anymore...
Oh, and to expand on Josh's idea, when my ex was in boot camp, there was a guy who always used to masturbate, loudly and without shame, in his sleep, right there in the barracks, for everyone to see! Perhaps you should develop this problem as well... the guy in boot camp had NO ONE bunking near him!
!!!!!! After that, we told him not to bring the chickies home for some action while we were there anymore...Oh, and to expand on Josh's idea, when my ex was in boot camp, there was a guy who always used to masturbate, loudly and without shame, in his sleep, right there in the barracks, for everyone to see! Perhaps you should develop this problem as well... the guy in boot camp had NO ONE bunking near him!
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From: Gunma(aka InitialD state)
ooo i feel for you, i have a large large room for just 2 ppl, we got a couch, dining table and chairs and a home entertainment system, maybe you should transfer here we can get rid of the dining table and make room for you
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You're playing with fire with all 6 of those... By being obnoxiously loud, annoying them, doing the horizontal tango, etc, you might give them the impression you don't care that they are being inconsiderate. If this is the case, they will only get worse. Also, a lot of kids (no offense, I'm not that far removed from you) are used to having mommy pick up after them. For evidence of this, watch the incoming freshman wash their laundry - half of the guys will be lost (most of the girls handle this one).
My advice: Either
a) find a new room to move into. Based on your overbooked situation, this will take perserverence on your part. Also, this is by no means a sure-fire approach - a lot of people have their own rooms / lose a roomate for VERY good reasons.
b) Sit your 2.5 roomates down, and have a chat. Be mature about it, no yelling, no bossing, just lay down some ground rules. Headphones after midnight (and remind them the computer doesn't care what they're saying to it), get the girl a dim lightbulb, pick up after themselves a bit, etc. This is something you will probably have to do with every roomate you have in college, and also remember that it goes both ways - you are probably doing things to annoy them too.
As an aside, you may not have to deal with your roomates too long if they spend as much computer time as you imply - good 'ol academic probation should take care of them.
Good luck!
My advice: Either
a) find a new room to move into. Based on your overbooked situation, this will take perserverence on your part. Also, this is by no means a sure-fire approach - a lot of people have their own rooms / lose a roomate for VERY good reasons.
b) Sit your 2.5 roomates down, and have a chat. Be mature about it, no yelling, no bossing, just lay down some ground rules. Headphones after midnight (and remind them the computer doesn't care what they're saying to it), get the girl a dim lightbulb, pick up after themselves a bit, etc. This is something you will probably have to do with every roomate you have in college, and also remember that it goes both ways - you are probably doing things to annoy them too.
As an aside, you may not have to deal with your roomates too long if they spend as much computer time as you imply - good 'ol academic probation should take care of them.
Good luck!
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ahh... the wonderful life that is living at UC Berkeley... I too have two roomates, however our room could probably pass as a 6 person room... we've had at least 25 people in our room at one time to watch movies and such... both my roomates are great, we all tend to go to sleep and the same time, all of us have quiet keyboards, and no one ever seems to come over that we don't all know. Oh, and the food here is amazing... We have a retired french pastry chef... just for an idea of the food we get, on saturday's, we generally get Tri-tip steak... soooo good. Oh, and being that this isn't a university dorm, we never have to worry about other people being stuffed into our room, they treat us like adults(none of that stupid roomchecks and checking ID to see if you actually live here shiznit), and let us actually live our lives... and it's significantly cheaper than the university dorms... ahh, good times, good times
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Originally posted by integrate
"Got a girlfriend? Bring her over, ALL THE TIME. Pisses me off."
My roommmate is already doing that...DAMN!!
But of course....two can play that game, bhwwahaahahah
"Got a girlfriend? Bring her over, ALL THE TIME. Pisses me off."
My roommmate is already doing that...DAMN!!
But of course....two can play that game, bhwwahaahahah
Have HARD CORE SEX with the girlfriend of your room mate!
This will surely end everything else. . .you don't have to enjoy it! Just think of something else!
Don't listen to me. . .