[QUOTE]Originally posted by xpander4
[B]hahahahaha....so just sabotage his computer when no one's in

 

what server's do they play on. I'll teach them a lesson on CS!


static911

 

you better believe it! good ol coed bathrooms... it's really weird having a conversation while I'm in the shower with a girl in a stall... oh well, no biggie.... I've heard the actual dorms here at Berkeley are a pretty similar situation to what you have going on... I live in what can only be described as a coed frat without the alcohol 24/7... not to say that there isn't alcohol around during parties an such though... ahhh, the pleasures that are the cal band... we get everything for free... this winter we're going on two ski trips... fully paid by the resorts... ahh good times, good times

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Static911
[B]what server's do they play on.

 

Sorry if I wasn't clear - I was referring to your roomates, not you. It sounds like you have already tried plan B, at least to some extent. Put the smack down, and start looking for a new home.

Best of luck!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WestSideBilly
[B]Sorry if I wasn't clear - I was referring to your roomates, not you.

 

Guys, I don't see how having hardcore sex is going to annoy them or drive them away.
I, for one would welcome the show, every night if possible.

This is what you should try.
1. start stocking cucumbers in your fridge.
2. if that's not enough hint, start brining some guys back
3. start using some of those cucumbers
4. use it on a guy you bring back
5. have the guy you bring back use the cucumbers on you
6. flat out screw the brains of your male visitors out
7. If they are not annoyed, maybe the GF was a decoy and they really want.....you

A friend of mine had a roommate like that. He had to find a shelter for awhile to coup of the emotional distress.

 

bring one of your guy friends over to hang out.

guy: "Do you like apples?"
roommate: "yeah, why?" or "no, why?"
guy: "me too...WANNA FVCK?" or "me neither...WANNA FVCK?"

the guy has to sound dead serious when he says this, and has to say the WF phrase extremely loud and assertively. usually scares them off quick!

 

Why don't you just freakin' move!

 

If you can't pull the gay act off....at least seduce his girlfriend.
If she responds....well lucky you....don't ask for any sympathies...
If she doesn't, she might hesitate to visit you, I mean your roommate so often.
At least it solves one part of your problem?
In the long run, find your own friends and get yourself an apartment!
I only stayed on campus for a year. I had so much fun in on campus apartment. We played basketball till midnight every weekday (mon through thu) and party on friday. Football game......across the street on saturday (when available). But again, I transferred out of that school after one year.............too expensive.
I lived off campus for the rest of my college career. It wasn't as exciting, but I get to pick my own housemates...especially the ones who cook for me.