Down South
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Down South
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told "17 and
under are not admitted".
They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32! It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
It's true! In Mississippi reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
You know you're staying in a Kentucky hotel when you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta
leak in my sink", and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead . . . you paid for the room."
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried snuff spit on both sides
of his pickup truck.
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. Yeah, the winner gets $3 a year for a million
years.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas almost burned down. In fact, it pert'
near took out the whole trailer park.
A law recently changed in North Carolina now states: "When a couple gets divorced, they're
still brother and sister."
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is I-40!
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The
driver said, "Bout what ?
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told "17 and
under are not admitted".
They have just raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32! It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
It's true! In Mississippi reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
You know you're staying in a Kentucky hotel when you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta
leak in my sink", and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead . . . you paid for the room."
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried snuff spit on both sides
of his pickup truck.
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. Yeah, the winner gets $3 a year for a million
years.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas almost burned down. In fact, it pert'
near took out the whole trailer park.
A law recently changed in North Carolina now states: "When a couple gets divorced, they're
still brother and sister."
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is I-40!
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The
driver said, "Bout what ?
