Down South
Since you guys OBVIOUSLY have no clue about Florida, here goes.
The TRUE Floridian:
~Thinks its absolutely freezing when the temperature drops below 65 degrees.
~Knows at least one person from every country in the western hemisphere.
~Is not intimidated by I-95
~Hasn't been to the beach in years.
~Thinks his entirely crab grass lawn looks pretty good.
~Has seen a chupacabras in his back yard.
~Gets time off for both Christmas and Hanukkah.
~Will always refer to the Pro Player Stadium as Joe Robbie Stadium. (Amen, never did get used to that..)
~Thinks "the west coast " means Tampa or Naples, not California or Oregon.
~Is not fazed when he hears five different languages being spoken at the same time.
~Knows how to safely operate a motor vehicle, unlike ALL those other idiots out there!!
~Supports the local sports teams only when they are winning.
~Is not afraid of a little monsoon weather.
~Never has to replace the lightbulbs in his car's turn signal.
~Has a cat that catches Palmetto bugs and geckos, not rats and mice.
~ Tries like heck to keep up with the neighbors, even though he has never met any of them.
And last but certainly not the least......
~KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO NORTH TO FIND THE DEEP SOUTH.
For a list of list of peculiarly "Miamian" attributes, please contact SinD.
The TRUE Floridian:
~Thinks its absolutely freezing when the temperature drops below 65 degrees.
~Knows at least one person from every country in the western hemisphere.
~Is not intimidated by I-95
~Hasn't been to the beach in years.
~Thinks his entirely crab grass lawn looks pretty good.
~Has seen a chupacabras in his back yard.
~Gets time off for both Christmas and Hanukkah.
~Will always refer to the Pro Player Stadium as Joe Robbie Stadium. (Amen, never did get used to that..)
~Thinks "the west coast " means Tampa or Naples, not California or Oregon.
~Is not fazed when he hears five different languages being spoken at the same time.
~Knows how to safely operate a motor vehicle, unlike ALL those other idiots out there!!
~Supports the local sports teams only when they are winning.
~Is not afraid of a little monsoon weather.
~Never has to replace the lightbulbs in his car's turn signal.
~Has a cat that catches Palmetto bugs and geckos, not rats and mice.
~ Tries like heck to keep up with the neighbors, even though he has never met any of them.
And last but certainly not the least......
~KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO NORTH TO FIND THE DEEP SOUTH.
For a list of list of peculiarly "Miamian" attributes, please contact SinD.
No, the unofficial annexation of Puerto Rico is New York City. Miami is unofficial annexation of Cuba.
Originally posted by Sondra S2K
Florida is an unofficial annexation of Puerto Rico
Florida is an unofficial annexation of Puerto Rico
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