Drinking Buddies
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Drinking Buddies
A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in a hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says "I wish I had a drink."
The other one says, "I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz."
So they drink the jet fuel, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hang-over whatsoever!
The phone rings. It's his buddy who says, "Hey, partner, how do you feel today?"
"Great!", he said, "Just great! And you?"
The other fellow says, "I feel pretty good."
"Yeah, and no hangover! Man, that jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this more often!"
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No . . . "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!
One of them says "I wish I had a drink."
The other one says, "I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz."
So they drink the jet fuel, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hang-over whatsoever!
The phone rings. It's his buddy who says, "Hey, partner, how do you feel today?"
"Great!", he said, "Just great! And you?"
The other fellow says, "I feel pretty good."
"Yeah, and no hangover! Man, that jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this more often!"
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No . . . "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!
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