Drinking coronas by myself
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From: Austin, Tx
Originally Posted by Eri_S2k,Jul 20 2008, 11:43 PM
Find a Girl!
I have a girl she sleeps with me everyday and let's me do whatever I want to her anytime I want but since she is a fake girl like the blow up doll from old school I get lonely so I came up with the idea to make her talk by putting a blue tooth device on her mouth and play background voices on the pc so I can have any voice I want 
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by Funat9,Jul 20 2008, 08:22 PM
so um yea im a pu**y cuz i found out that there cornitas and yea thats really gay so i did some calcualations of that sort and found out that with the "cornitas" i had a 14 pack cuz 12 times 12 is 144 and 7 times 24 is like 168 i think and that a 14 isher. im a loser sorry guys i thougt i was getting a deal here when i saw the 24 for $20 instead of a 12 pack for $15 
so i was drinking 7 oz instead of 12 pretty lame didnt read that part....but i did drink them all thinkin i was drinking 12 oz...... 
i did get drunk though....btw corona light taste LIKE ASS!!! dont drink that crap
so i was drinking 7 oz instead of 12 pretty lame didnt read that part....but i did drink them all thinkin i was drinking 12 oz...... i did get drunk though....btw corona light taste LIKE ASS!!! dont drink that crap 
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Originally Posted by HonCBRf2,Jul 20 2008, 04:21 PM
stop drinking that piss and drink a great mexican beer, go get some DOS EQUIS
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Are you a drunk? Well......how old are you?
If you are 24 or younger you're probably normal. If you are 45 and without a job drinking 24 corona's, maybe a different answer.
By the way, Dos Equis is better.
If you are 24 or younger you're probably normal. If you are 45 and without a job drinking 24 corona's, maybe a different answer.
By the way, Dos Equis is better.
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I laugh at things that most people probably find gross or not funny and my imagination probably offends most people thats why i put the "blow up doll" statement. I thought it was funny at the time of course most people don't but I did. and the reason for this thread.......drum roll:
because I have been working non stop 7 days a week since last monday and wont stop til like aug 4ish due to the fact i work at hell, i mean dell. so why not im young, 24 dont want to go out so stay at home drink a few cold ones and work the next day....it helps me deal with the stupidity at work and the stupid worthless pc's i build there
because I have been working non stop 7 days a week since last monday and wont stop til like aug 4ish due to the fact i work at hell, i mean dell. so why not im young, 24 dont want to go out so stay at home drink a few cold ones and work the next day....it helps me deal with the stupidity at work and the stupid worthless pc's i build there
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Originally Posted by vader1,Jul 21 2008, 01:31 PM
Are you a drunk? Well......how old are you?
If you are 24 or younger you're probably normal. If you are 45 and without a job drinking 24 corona's, maybe a different answer.
By the way, Dos Equis is better.
If you are 24 or younger you're probably normal. If you are 45 and without a job drinking 24 corona's, maybe a different answer.
By the way, Dos Equis is better.
so then i was like why dont he bring the bitch back to life with his charm and a printer or something like that anyways there goes my f**ded up humor lol. but yea back to topic dos equis is good beer too, so why is corona such a pussy beer btw??
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by Funat9,Jul 21 2008, 01:07 PM
wasnt his assistant his wife the "most interesting man in the world" crap where he could like build a city with a paper clip, a fork, and a guitar??? I think we had a funeral here about it and I laughed my ass off cuz his assistant died when they announced it on the radio so then i was like why dont he bring the bitch back to life with his charm and a printer or something like that anyways there goes my f**ded up humor lol. but yea back to topic dos equis is good beer too, so why is corona such a pussy beer btw??
so then i was like why dont he bring the bitch back to life with his charm and a printer or something like that anyways there goes my f**ded up humor lol. but yea back to topic dos equis is good beer too, so why is corona such a pussy beer btw??