1cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 large bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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Sample the Cuervo to check the quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again. To be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one
cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl.

Add one tear poon of suga . Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo
is still OK, so try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and
add to the bowl. Chuck in some dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor ...
Mix on the turner. If some fried druit gets stuck in
beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo again to check for tonsistaticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.

Drunk another tup of Jose Cuervo. Now shift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a poon full of somefink. Whatever.

Take a slug of the Tuervo and greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall doon.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, place the friggin' bowl on your head,
finish the Cose Juervo, mac sure to put the
stoove in th dishwacker,
and pee-heat th oven.

- Awe, heck -

 

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