Enjoy

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervos still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in he cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the freakin window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas ...

 

I think Im gonna make some tonight! hicup

 

You forgot: "..........Call 911 and report a fire."

 

heh heh....

 

no dope?

 

Nope, no dope" said the Pope, "just soap on a rope.....and hope you can cope. So don't mope, you dope."

 

the pope smokes dope