I thought I would start a thread letting people post stupid things they did while hammered.

Here is my not to brief story. I went to the Boundary Waters this past weekend, some of you might be familiar with the Boundary Waters or Quetico, basically a canoe and kayaking wilderness, thousands of acres, hundreds of lakes, 90% of which have zero development, canoes only, limited numbers of permits issued, sleep on a rock, carry in your gear, poop in the woods, that kind of thing.

Anyway one day it rained almost the entire day. One guy in the group brough a bottle of Jack. Nothing to do but sit there in the rain with a fishing rod in your hand tell stories and sip a little. Well I had a fews sips (I did not think it was that much) but also had taken a big dose of over the counter allergy medicine. What happened next I am told is what transpired because I have zero memory of the evening. None. Complete blackout. Never happened to me before.

The crew was making Jambalaya while I sat in a chair giggling to myself. I had packed the food and since I took the Jambalya packages out of the boxes to lighten the weight we would have to backpack in, I wrote 3 1/3 on each envelope of mix for how many cups of water needed to be added. They kept asking me what 3 1/3 meant and I apparently just kept laughing histerically and would not tell them. Then I took this long pepperoni that was packed to be cut up for the meal and started doing wierd things with it and laughing my butt off. When they took it away from me to cut it up I kept saying "Erik is cutting the dong! Erik is cutting the dong!"

I stumbled from our campsite to the lakeshore as dark had fallen and as the loons and wolves started to make some wilderness sounds I started singing to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." my own lyrics of "GIRLS THEY WANNA! WANNA S**K C**K! THEY WANNA, WANNA S**K C**K! at the top of my lungs, again laughing like a complete moron.

The best part is, one of my coworkers was along for the event. And it is all on video tape.

sweet.

 

Don't ever run for office or we'll all be seeing the pepperoni tape non-stop!!!

 

Dude I have never been that ****ed up, funny though.
Pepperoni boy.

 

Oh, the pepeeroni was not for me, I apparently was stumbling around telling people to ram it up their............ or they would get tea bagged.


I can't wait to see the video. Maybe it will jog my memory.


Empty stomach+ Jack Daniels+ Allergy Medicine = total moron.

 

Maybe they stuck the pepperoni in your cornhole....It could be the explaination for why you were so happy and having so much fun!!

 

Want to see that video!

 

I am waiting for a copy, not my camera but I will see if I can get a link up might take a few days and will most likley be NSFW because we swear like sailors up on these trips.


Nobody else did something stupid while drunk? And I don't mean did someone stupid while drunk. Everyone has done that.

 

Wow! Must be pretty bad if they don't trust you with the original!!!

 

thats not bad, I know people who would do thoses things without drinking...

 

Worst thing that initially comes to mind that Ive done drunk (im sure ive done other stupid things) was run and jump off the roof of my parents garage during a house party I had. Messed my heel bone up but other than that I was fine, coulda broke something tho.