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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 07:28 PM
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The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.

Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,

Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.

You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.

These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.

By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.

Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 07:38 PM
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sweet another earthquake thread
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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WarrenW
The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.

Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,

Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.

You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.

These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.

By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.

Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
You're a fucking jerk!!!
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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 07:45 PM
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You're a fucking jerk!!!
Okay, now please tell me why you think so.
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Originally Posted by WarrenW
The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.

Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,

Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.

You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.

These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.

By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.

Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
That.
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Old Aug 23, 2011 | 07:52 PM
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That.
What problem did you have with it?
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Originally Posted by The Raptor' timestamp='1314157764' post='20907583
That.
What problem did you have with it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dr4E...eature=related
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So you're offended and all you have to say about why you're offended is posting a song by Dionne Warwick? You're not doing a good job of stating your case. What specifically bothered you about what I said?
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Yawn...I'm heading back over to the actual funny East Coast Earthquake thread.
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So you're offended and all you have to say about why you're offended is posting a song by Dionne Warwick? You're not doing a good job of stating your case. What specifically bothered you about what I said?
This sarcastic gibberish:

Originally Posted by WarrenW
The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.

Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,

Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.

You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.

These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.

By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.

Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
What does someone spilling coffee in a Mercedes have to do with people rushing out of buildings in fear? I admit I ridiculed that in the other thread, but, in all honesty, those people didn't have the earthquake response experience or the construction and retrofit regulations that we benefit from in California. There was actual damage.
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