The East Coast earthquake...
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So calling East Coasters Wusses in the I survived the great Earthquake of 2011... thread is okay,
and images like these are okay
And even Jason Alexander's commercial parody comparing Netflix raising their prices to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, the Japanese tsunami and the atrocities of Hitler is okay, yet when I write something similar it's offensive?
And even Jason Alexander's commercial parody comparing Netflix raising their prices to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, the Japanese tsunami and the atrocities of Hitler is okay, yet when I write something similar it's offensive?
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The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Funnier than all of Raptor's "joke" threads combined.
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Originally Posted by WarrenW' timestamp='1314156520' post='20907525
The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Funnier than all of Raptor's "joke" threads combined.
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Originally Posted by WarrenW' timestamp='1314156520' post='20907525
The victims of the East Coast earthquake need your help. These misfortunate people, who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time need your help to overcome the emotional pain they were forced to endure.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Like Bob McGill, who spilled his $8 Starbucks extra mocha cappuccino all over the interior of his Mercedes while driving on the beltway,
Or Congressman Taylor, who reached out his hand to steady himself in a hallway and accidentally accepted a bribe from a lobbyist.
You can help cab driver Habeeb Aliahasysibab, who was doing nothing more than taking a passenger to LaGuardia when the quake disabled his GPS, forcing him to take a wrong turn, ending up in Connecticut only to be beaten with an inch of his life...by Yuppies.
These are just a few of the people devastated by the East Coast earthquake. Please pick up the phone right now and call 800-GIVE-NOW to save these innocent people from the devastation the East Coast earthquake has caused.
By calling 800-GIVE-NOW, you can save TV Reporter Jane Alexander, who was pushed into the chaos outside by a ratings-mad Producer, staying on the air for five straight hours, forced to talk to lowly, ordinary denizens who were just as clueless as she is...How humiliating that must have been for her.
Please, pick up the phone and give whatever you can...right now. The victims of the terrible East Coast earthquake are counting on you.
Funnier than all of Raptor's "joke" threads combined.
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