The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face !"

 

I never thought about it that way.

 

Q: Why do they call camels ships of the desert?

A: Because they are full of arab semen.

 

Q. How do you get a camel to take that extra drink before a long desert trip?

A. Slam his nuts between two bricks while he's drinking but don't get your fingers caught between the bricks - that would hurt like crazy!

 

ha ha