a friend asked me the question, "how would you like the story of your life to end?"

I thought it was a very interesting way of asking it, as if your life was a movie script being written.

Any interesting answers? maybe Scot will finally get to meet that picture of cunit's henie in person, etc.

 

I would like it to end with "Remember, the end is only the beginning"

 

Raj raised two successfull children who were well adjusted and went forth to raise successfull well adjusted children of their own and so on and so forth.

 

But isn't that a little boring? Wouldn't you want to say "Raj raised two successful children who were well adjusted and went forth to cure cancer and went forth to raise successful well adjusted children of their own and so on and so forth"

 

That would be nice, and maybe that's what dyhyppy is looking for, but in reality I just want my kids to be happy and productive to society and have to reproduce the same way without ever becoming a burden to society.

 

"gosixers215 died today at the age of 212, after thwarting a massive attack on planet Earth from invading aliens. Sixers used the Force to repel alien nuclear warheads back at them while simultaneously performing emergency surgery on all victims. This just days after breaking every record in every professional sport and bowling a 300 game. At 197, sixers ran the Boston Marathon in under 55 minutes, and gave credit to his family and God. Sixers leaves behind a supermodel wife and 2 boys, gosixers216 and gosixers217. A ceremony honoring him as the greatest human being to ever live is planned for next Tuesday."

I think that's pretty much how I want to go out.

 

No regrets...

 

"bobushka king died today while trying to jump the Grand Canyon after leading police on a four hour chase after stealing a Bugatti EB110 GT. In the car with him were two hot $$$$$$ stars doing all sorts of freaky things. He was seen taking huge rips off a bong, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon from a jug, and eating dirty grease truck sandwiches before he plunged off the cliff. His car leaped of the canyons edge hitting a bus full of nuns, boy scouts, and senior citizens...bursting into flames and taking everyone out. Overall his death was pretty damn cool and will be remember for a long time."

 

I like that

 

Whatever it is, I just don't want it to be "and he was never heard from again"