"ap1neda died peacefully in his sleep not kicking and screaming like his passenger"

 

dude, you hit some nuns?!

 

I want to be on TV being chased by squad cars and helicopters while driving down the 405 freeway and then die in a shootout with the cops. Preferably while high on coke but that's only optional as I don't want to be too greedy. Afterwards my tombstone would ideally read "lol i'm dead".

 

gives rofl a new meaning

 

I want OJ to cut my head off and drive 30mph down the freeway.

 

haha!!!

 

Prodigy3006 died honorably, knowing right from wrong and actually getting some good things done in his life. (optional) he is survived by his wife and kids who are well adjusted, successful and wise (/optional)


I'm not too crazy about much, I've had life pretty enjoyable and easy thus far... Im coastin

 

maybe you guys can elaborate on "successful"

do u just mean money?

 

.... i'm out!

 

"mingster died at age ### with his immediate family including great-grand children by his side."

my grandfather, god bless his soul, lived to his 90s and saw 6 out of his 8 great-grand children run around. unfortunately he didn't get to see mine