Enron Explained.....
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Enron Explained.....
Feudalism : You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Communism : You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income
Enron : You have two cows. You borrow 80% of the forward value of the two cows from your bank then buy another cow with 5% down and the rest financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap goes below $20B at a rate 2 times prime. You now sell three cows to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at a 2nd bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more and this transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor, and you are provided with the press release that announces that Enron as a major owner of cows will begin trading cows via the internet site COW (cows on web).
Communism : You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income
Enron : You have two cows. You borrow 80% of the forward value of the two cows from your bank then buy another cow with 5% down and the rest financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap goes below $20B at a rate 2 times prime. You now sell three cows to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at a 2nd bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more and this transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor, and you are provided with the press release that announces that Enron as a major owner of cows will begin trading cows via the internet site COW (cows on web).
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This just goes to prove that as long as there is money there will allways be 2 kinds of people around...greedy poeple that will try to take money any way they can and stupid people for them to take advantage of. 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by johnyboy32
[B]This just goes to prove that as long as there is money there will allways be 2 kinds of people around...greedy poeple that will try to take money any way they can and stupid people for them to take advantage of.
[B]This just goes to prove that as long as there is money there will allways be 2 kinds of people around...greedy poeple that will try to take money any way they can and stupid people for them to take advantage of.
