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Ever been attacked by a sausage?

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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 12:23 PM
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Why? Just...why?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.a...tion=cnn_latest



FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 12:30 PM
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Holy crap that had me aaaaaaahahahah.

The guy RUBBED SPICES and smacked them with sausage? Holy shit that's funny.
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 12:44 PM
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Ummmmm, I think the suasage attack could have been much worse. Leaving the victim with far more emotional scars. Or a longing to see broadway shows.
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 12:58 PM
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I live in Fresno and sometimes carry around sausage to assert my authorita. I also beat my fiance with my sausage...
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 12:59 PM
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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i think the government will start banning sausages in schools and planes
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Old Sep 8, 2008 | 06:31 PM
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lol i wish i was there to witness the "attack"
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lol ohh mang
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i've attacked someone with sausage...never been attacked myself though
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