The other morning camping in the desert here it was pretty cold - cold enough that I had gloves on - 35 maybe. I went to light a fire, but wind made it hard so I decided to put a bit of coleman stove gas on some paper towels to help the kiddling light. Put the paper towels in my hand, poured stove gas on , put the towels in the firepit, lit them, and my gloves are totally on fire cuz they absorbed some gas and then if they get any hotter they're gonna f-ing melt to my hand!!! Luckily I got em off in time. Then I had some coffee.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa
I woke up in the

 

A while back I spent a weekend at a friend's cabin... think open floor plan. He was in the bed and I was sleepin' on the sofa. The other guy gets up in the middle of the night, rips some junk off the wall, pees on his nightstand, and the climbs back into bed and falls asleep.

PS - Alcohol was not a factor.

 

I used to fall asleep shortly after I woke up.. many times I'd wake up an hour later on the stairs on the way to the shower.

Work never seemed to understand

 

My wife HATES mornings. I usually bring her coffee in bed to help with the transition to consciousness. It was fall, and she had made some dill pickles the day before...

Pickling salt in coffee apparently doesn't taste too good. Did get her out of bed though... Sure looked like sugar!