Crazy topic...but hey, everyone does it at some point. Every morning is like clockwork, the same ol routine. I gotta prove that it is normal morning behavior for a guy

 

Every morning, with out fail...

Brush my teeth
Light a smoke, and hit the can to lighten the load
Shower
Shave while in the shower

bunch of other stuff through out the day,

Repeat

 

I only shower on a regular basis. I use the bathroom whenver I feel like it, and shave ever few days.

 

shower every morning (sometimes again before bed)... shave sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night if I was in a rush to get out of the house.

seem to take a shit within the first hour of work, lol..

 

Shave whenever it gets long, which takes about 4 or 5 days. Shower in the evening. Take a sh*t pretty much everyday but not consistently. It's kind of random actually. One thing is for sure... when I eat grapes... dude, it's like, the time it takes from the first grape to the last grape the sh*t that is awaiting it's arrival into the atmosphere is like... "open up cause I'm coming out right now"... lol.

 

Shave about twice a week, shower every morning, take a dump every morning. Sh*t and shower everyday, lol.

 

Yep I poop (when needed) then shower then shave. Daily sh*ts are hardcore. I take one every 3 days or so. I'm 20, 5'11'' and 130lbs. I eat anything except for nasty ass fast food and liquid sugar aka soda.

 

this is crazy

um I shower at night before i go to sleep. i usually dump before i get in the shower, nothing worse than getting all clean to realize you have to dump after a shower

when i wake up though i usually: check email > take a leak > get washed

 

Haven't shaved since just before I got out of the Marine Corps in 1971, don't plan on starting anytime soon. Shit and shower (in that order). Usually 2-3 good dumps a day, usually by noon.

Couldn't vote, no option without shave.

 

POOP around 2 oclock every day w/ a newspaper.
Shave twice a week.
Shower everyday in the morning.

Robb you need to eat more man. 130?