Well your not alone.
http://web.qx.net/antisquirrel/squirrel.html

 

Yoy really don't like squirrels.

 

And here I thought "bushytail" was a new term for a girl.

 

Damn, think about it! That's kinda gross huh? Ewwww .......... A girl with a bushy tail!

 

Yeah its to bad they don't have one of those furry little rodents falling on the HOOD of an S2000, that's what one did at my baseball game...fell right from the tree and on to the HOOD...I was sooooooooo pissed..lucky nothing happened to it...no dent no scratches!

I think that might be a sign! I never have seen a squirrel fall from a tree!

 

OMG... you gotta read that Postal Worker article. I was laughing my ass off

 

Kill the Squirrels!!! Kill them ALL!!!!!! When we bought our last house, nobody told the extended family of squirrels living in the attic, that they had to move out also. I started my own non-profit squirrel relocation organization and permanently relocated 10 of those S0B's. Every time I blocked a hole in the soffit, they'd chew a brand new one. After about a year, the squirrels were gone. Now birds have moved in Can't we just move all this wild life to a zoo somewhere?!

 

That Postal Worker story is funny.

I have a big Walnut tree in the backyard and one time we were having a BBQ.

My Uncle was giving the squirrels a bad time since he had gotten to the BBQ.
When we sat down to eat, one of those furry little rat bastards climbed out on a branch that was over
the table and hung his/her ass out and proceeded to pee narrowing missing my Uncle's head!

Don't know how but I think it was payback from the squirrels!