[QUOTE=pantyraider,Mar 24 2005, 06:09 PM] You must like talking to imaginary people. He died, I know because it came through the company news system.

 

Top Ten Gerard Finneran Excuses
from the 'Late Show with David Letterman'

10. Misread brochure about advantages of first class

9. Confused when steward asked for headset deposit

8. Went nuts after learning they were out of chicken almondine

7. Thought he heard somebody yell, "We're going to crash!" and that was just something he always wanted to do before he died

6. Hoping to impress aloof blonde English woman in 2-D

5. Had already used airphone to call everyone he knew

4. You try drinking for 14 hours and see if you can tell the difference between a food cart and a bathroom

3. All part of an elaborate plan to intimidate the real killers

2. His ass wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment

1. Oh, like you've never done it

Source: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_..._19951027.shtml

 

^^

 

#1 is great

 

Do you work for the same company he did?

 

yup

 

last week when I felw from LA to sacramento there was this bitchy woman who I had seen argueing in the security line, then she was sitting across from me on the plane and got into some arguement with the flight attendant (i had been up the whole night before, so I slept the whole flight) when I was getting off of the plane, the cops were waiting for her.