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Mar 15, 2009 | 05:33 PM

#11

beanseff

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Originally Posted by Civicvtec1ps,Mar 14 2009, 05:38 PM

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Mar 16, 2009 | 08:05 PM

#12

HighwayStar

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From: Miami FL

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

WTF