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Farting and clipping your nails in the office

 
Old Nov 2, 2008 | 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K,Nov 2 2008, 09:04 AM
That'd be awkward, imo. Why clip your nails in a public place? Unless you're wearing sandalls, I'm sure nobody will see how long your toe nails are. I mean, if you're clipping your finger nails, that's cool, but toe nails...?
Finger nails of course ...

Well, the guy in the next stall was typing away with his Blackberry to break the silence hahaha
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 07:17 AM
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 08:47 AM
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I don't see what's wrong with cuttin ass anywhere in the bathroom, that's what its for. But you should only cut your nails at home
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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sometimes i shred blank sheets of paper in the copy room just so i can fart as loud as i want to...
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by nater,Nov 2 2008, 10:55 AM
sometimes i shred blank sheets of paper in the copy room just so i can fart as loud as i want to...
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 09:28 AM
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by nater,Nov 2 2008, 10:55 AM
sometimes i shred blank sheets of paper in the copy room just so i can fart as loud as i want to...
x2 omg thats too funny
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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It must suck to work in an office. We go out of our way to find people to annoy with loud and/or stank ones.
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Old Nov 2, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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Nothing better than hot-boxing someone's office with your odor, then having them come back to smell the effects.
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