This came about because last night I went to bed and farted and waved it out. To me it just feels like if you hold it in, I just get mental pictures of the smell seeping into my clothes and staying there permanently...

This subject has come up between me and my friends and we always get different opinions... so I was wondering what the rest of the world thought...

 

Dutch oven "treats" for the wife hot and fresh in the morning

 

I fan it over to my wife so she can smell it too.

 

LMAO... Oh man... If I had a wife or gf sleeping next to me, she'd want to think twice about sleeping over... lol.

 

I do them same, and if shes not ready/not paying attention I throw an occasional dutch oven in there....

 

Neither, I cover my head and secretly enjoy them all by myself



Hey, everybody loves their own brand

 

Sadly, I agree.

 

i usually roll over and and face away from my gf and fart. then make sure my areas are covered nicely and crack open by my gf side. she smells it then start punching me and kicking me. hahha owned.

 

Definitely keep it under the covers on these cold winter nights, it 's better than an electric blanket for getting some warmth under the covers.

And anyway farts are an aphrodisiac, it makes the girls get in the mood!!

Of course that might be self defense and they are just trying to get you to stop.

 

rofl, ya gotta waft it out!! And share it if at all possible.

Side note - I have a friend that will drop a silent bomb in his car, then turn off youre ability to roll down the window and force you to take it in. OMG I have gaged before lol