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Old Feb 17, 2006 | 04:45 PM
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Where's the option for "waft"?
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Old Feb 17, 2006 | 06:45 PM
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Oh gawd!! LOL This thread is hilarious.

I don't care how old you are, farts will always be funny.
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Old Feb 17, 2006 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by cvc2nr,Feb 17 2006, 10:45 PM
I don't care how old you are, farts will always be funny.
I couldn't agree more. As for me, I waft that shit. Everyone likes the smell of their own brand...
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Old Feb 17, 2006 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 3fiddyZ,Feb 17 2006, 12:24 PM
Sadly, I agree.
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hahahaha.... the claw.... my friends and I would do that all the time back in 7th grade, I still bust it out on ocations.
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mikes256,Feb 17 2006, 05:45 PM
Where's the option for "waft"?
Oh man... completely forgot about that one. That would have been a good 3rd option. Well I guess the waving of the sheets will have to do for that option cause you do smell it a little unless you hold your breath...
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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If it's just me I make a vent and fart outside of the sheets and then hide under the sheets. If my wife is there I keep in under the sheets to share.
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Old Feb 18, 2006 | 08:23 PM
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Wifee won't put up with it........ so the dog gets the butt biscuits.... hehehe...
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by kadeshpa,Feb 17 2006, 07:08 AM
Dutch oven "treats" for the wife hot and fresh in the morning
I have never heard of this before, but I got a damn good idea of what it is
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeemz,Feb 17 2006, 10:09 AM
I do them same, and if shes not ready/not paying attention I throw an occasional dutch oven in there....
specially on cold nights
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Old Feb 20, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by meth,Feb 17 2006, 08:30 PM
1. face your girl as if to get into cuddling position.

2. reach back and fart in your palm.

3. hold your girl down with your free hand.

4. give her the claw (fart claw)

i wonder why i don't currently have a girl.
We called that the, "ninja" in college. . . you know, stealth attack.

By the way, I keep farting here at work. Not sure if the stink makes it out of my cube, but I'm praying that nobody has to talk to me in person today.
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