Alrite guys, me and a couple of friends were chillin at mcdonalds when this started.

"I live my life a quarter pounder at a time, and for those 500 calories or more...im free"

Which was then shortly followed by:

"I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh and i need them by tonite."

Then after another 5 mins:

" Check it out its like this. If I lose, the winner takes my happy meal. If i win I take the burger and the toy. To some people thats more important"

As i finished up my chicken nuggets:

"Your lucky that double shot of bbq sauce didnt blow the seam on the nugget box"

"There she is 2LBs of "pure" beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat."

Didnt have any idea it would turn out this way, but it was good fun. Can anyone think of anymore?

 

hahah.. smart

i could think of one.. but it would take a long time to explain

 

haha

No, I don't think I can think up of anything more.. I suck

 

slightly modded.....


Baby "You can have any sandwhich you want, as long as its 99cents"

YOu..."whats the retail on one of those?"
Clerk...."more than you can afford pal."
You...."Damn, cant supersize it."


one more before I completely humiliate myself

"Its not how you sit by your meal, its how you eat your meal..."

I suck...

 

the last one was good!

 

that is pretty good.


heh... "Your lucky that double shot of bbq sauce didnt blow the seam on the nugget box"

 

that was good, I like it

 

That was really funny, thanks!

~Andrew

 

That last one was soooo funny . . . i was drinking soem coke and it ended up comig out of my nose

 

Thoes were all pretty funny!