DOM: "since you were the first one to unwrap your sandwich, you say grace"

Jesse: "im a homo"

 

"when Dom eats, he's golden"
"everyone wants what he have"

 

nice, nice. Who knew there were would be so many. And good ones at that.

 

'hey baby, hey baby......u should be eating from the side....i wouldnt want to stuff those burgers on that cute little face'
'well why dont you put that burger where your mouth is?'
'then how bout i race you for those sweet little fries?'
'if you want fries...then hit burger king , if you want an adrenaline rush..'


'i dont have any fries , but i do got a pink slip to my coke....if i lose, winner takes my coke cold and clear, but if i win....i take the fries and i take the big mac'
why do u want a big mac?
'to some people , its more tasty....'


what r you eating jesse?
im eating a big mac just like you!
you cant eat you dads mac!
this fool is cooking a quarter pounder .....


quite bad , but i tried!

 

"It's the Hamburgler Brian, it always was."

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

2fast 2furious last scene

lets open up our own Mcdonals
how r we gonna do that couzzz?
pocets arent empty couzz ( pulls out a a bigmac)
oh hell yeah pockets arent empty couzz (pulls out some fries)

Tyreese: I got this i got this !!! ( holds his kids meal up)
fag looking dude: (smiles first) (the exreme loud unwrap sound of the double quarter pounder) (laughs)
tyreese"(all scared)
other fag looking dude: American burger, yeah thats it.

 

manager and employee standing by the oil looking into an empty french fry bin

manager: "do you see anything wrong with this picture??
employee: "uh, no
manager grabs his head and puts it right to the oil : "There are no Fries In these Bins!! How are we supposed to serve people without any Fries!!!

he then proceeds to the fountain and pours coke all over his face................