Just wondering if I made the right decision choosing Earth.

 

Nope, definitely should've gone with Neptune. Colder air temps means faster cars...

 

I would have prefered Alpha Centauri IV but their immigration department didn't want me... I'm too human for them

 

the heart of gold is pretty damn fast...and it converts into god knows what sometimes. thus is the nature of infinite improbability i suppose.

 

You should've checked out some black holes too. Super ultimate gravity = Super ultimate traction!

 

Uranus!

 

xviper, is there a smooth place to drive in Uranus?

 

Straight up Colon Ave, left turn at Bowel Street, then it gets kinda bumpy when you reach the intersection of Crones and Hemorrhoidal.

 

Are you sure you'd wanna drive top down in a convertible in uranus?

 

Due to the usually high polution in Uranus, the top will most definitely be up, windows closed, climate control on "recirc".
If top down is a prerequisite, might I suggest a trip to Venus, especially the "Mons" district where, I've heard the driving is particularly pleasureable.