I just read a story on CNN about the most famous movie lines, and was curious what people here thought.

What is your favorite movie line? Here's a few of mine:

Princess Bride: "Inconceivable!" and "Bye Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!"

Office space: "Whoa man, that's fvcked up." (actually every line from Office Space is great)

van Wilder: "That's not a bong! That's for my schlong!"

 

"you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means"

 

"He's gaining on us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?"

 

FnF: "I live my life a quarter mi...just kidding!

favorite has to be,
Winston from Ghostbusters: "I've seen sh*t that'll turn you white!"

 

Anything from Pulp Fiction!

 

The Usual Suspects.... the movie has tons of great lines. The funniest is when they are all at the police station during the line-up.

Fenster..(Benecio Deltoro) ""Gimme da f*ckin keys, ya c*cksuckah, what the F*ck....""

lol.

 

anything Darth Vader says

"What kind of a monster am I? I've locked my wife in a cage with a monkey" -from being John Malkovich

"No more yankey my wanky, the Donger need food" -Sixteen Candles

"Matt Damon!!!!" - Team America World Police

"Retards. Can't help but love the goofy little bastards." - Theres Something About Mary.

"My real name is Casper, but my friends call me Whitey." - the albino in Me, Myself and Irene

and soooooo many others

 

awesome to see so many princess bride fans!

"i'm not a witch i'm your wife!"

 

VINCENT

It's the little differences. A

lotta the same shit we got here,

they got there, but there they're a

little different.

 

JULES

(to Brett)

Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your

concentration? I didn't mean to do

that. Please, continue. I believe

you were saying something about

"best intentions."



Brett can't say a word.



JULES

Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through

anyway. Well, let me retort.

Would you describe for me what

Marsellus Wallace looks like?



Brett still can't speak.



Jules SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the card table over, removing

the only barrier between himself and Brett. Brett now sits in

a lone chair before Jules like a political prisoner in front

of an interrogator.



JULES

What country you from!



BRETT

(petrified)

What?



JULES

"What" ain't no country I know! Do

they speak English in "What?"



BRETT

(near heart attack)

What?



JULES

English-motherer-can-you-speak-

it?



BRETT

Yes.



JULES

Then you understand what I'm

sayin'?



BRETT

Yes.



JULES

Now describe what Marsellus Wallace

looks like!



BRETT

(out of fear)

What?



Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's

cheek.



JULES

Say "What" again! C'mon, say

"What" again! I dare ya, I double

dare ya motherer, say "What"

one more goddamn time!



Brett is regressing on the spot.



JULES

Now describe to me what Marsellus

Wallace looks like!



Brett does his best.



BRETT

Well he's ...he's...black --



JULES

-- go on!



BRETT

...and he's...he's...tall --



JULES

-- does he look like a bitch?!



BRETT

(without thinking)

What?



Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his

eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.



Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the

chair.



JULES

Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!



BRETT

(in agony)

No.



JULES

Then why did you try to 'im

like a bitch?!



BRETT

(in spasm)

I didn't.



Now in a lower voice.



JULES

Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta

'im. You ever read the Bible,

Brett?



BRETT

(in spasm)

Yes.



JULES

There's a passage I got memorized,

seems appropriate for this

situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path

of the righteous man is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

men. Blessed is he who, in the

name of charity and good will,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of darkness, for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost children. And I will

strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my brothers. And you will know my

name is the Lord when I lay my

vengeance upon you."



The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting

Brett.