from Gattaca:

"There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss!"

 

Fight Club: " I haven't been ed like that since gradeschool" -Helena Bonham Carter-

 

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Tyler Durden: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
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[After meeting and having sex with Marla]
Tyler Durden: Man, you've got some ed up friends, I'm tellin' ya....Limber, though...
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Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

 

"No more rhymes, and I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

 

Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.

Westley: No. To the pain.

Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Prince Humperdinck: I think your bluffing.

Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]

Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!

[mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor]

 

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

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Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.

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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

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Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

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Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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[after Westley rescues her from the lightning quicksand]
Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]

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Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you *SO* much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

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Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *THIS* gate key.

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Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: You *ARE* the Brute Squad!

 

Anything Bruce Campbell ever said..

"You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town"

"Hail to the king, baby!"

"You found me beautiful once.",
"Honey, you got real ugly."

" First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow"

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures."

"Gimme some suger baby"

 

"...and in the morning, I'm makin' WAFFLES!"
-Donkey, Shrek

"Me so horny! Me so horny! Me love you long time!"
-Prostitute, Full Metal Jacket

 

One more: "Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

From Van Wilder: "Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?"

Pretty much anything Tyler Durden says.

Cabin Boy: "Wanna buy a monkey?"

Training Day: "I'm the police. King Kong ain't got nothin' on me."

The Big Lebowski: "I'm the Dude, man"

"the Dude abides"

"We'll cut off your Johnson!" "Ya, we step on it, make it go squish."

"His name is Lebowskit? That's your name Dude."

"What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't ing care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've ed you in the ass Saturday, I'll you in the ass next Wednesday instead!"