One more:

"That was a good movie. There were no girls in it." - my dad, who hates any depiction of romance.

 

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Buckaroo Bonzai

 

You can't always get what you want.........but if you try sometime you might get what you need.

Forget the band that sings that.

This quote was on the back of a $$600,000 speed boat that goes 140MPH ON THE WATER! I used to detail it and ended up driving it up to 90mph. Soooo cool having 1900 hp at your finger tips sitting in a F-16 cockpit.

 

It's hard to forget a girl when you buy her a gift on time! Flip Wilson

 

"Sir, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea."

Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)

"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

Sir Winston

 

"I would kill everyone in this room for a
drop of sweet, tasty beer."

--Homer Simpson

 

"Clowns are funny, but oranges taste better" - jack handy

 

" just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu"

"it doesn't matter where you work up your appetite so long as you come home for dinner"

"can't wait til tomorrow cause i get better looking everyday"

"i never met someone i didn't like but in your case i'll make an exception"

 

"If I could ride her as much as I ride my bike, I'd be home right now"