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Dec 24, 2001 | 11:48 AM

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's as good as they're gonna feel all day long....

Frank Sinatra

I don't drink, and I don't really care for Frank but I just ran across this one so...

Dec 24, 2001 | 03:04 PM

#32

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From: La Habra

There is no gravity. The Earth just sucks. -- unknown

Dec 24, 2001 | 03:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Red Blur
In reply to someone saying "but...if..."

"if if's and but's were candy and nuts we'd all have a wonderful christmas"

Or: "If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle."

Dec 24, 2001 | 09:14 PM

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spike

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From: tupelo

he (or she) is seldom right, but never in doubt..............
Mark Moore, Dallas TX

Dec 25, 2001 | 12:50 AM

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integrate

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Quote:

Originally posted by Muz
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

oh man, how true is that!!

I feel like a jerk

Dec 25, 2001 | 12:51 AM

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From: Irvine

Quote:

Originally posted by Guntersmurf

Or: "If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle."

Christmas just got a bit more merrier?

Dec 25, 2001 | 12:54 AM

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From: Irvine

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir to a visiting diplomat

this one always gave me a good laugh...

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song