well after reading some funny getting even with other people stories i thought it would be cool to hear everyones fight stories, roadrage stories, or where someone did something to you and you did something back at them. like someone dings your door and you go crazy ape, and destroy there car. so if you have a story post it up. but dont want to hear any stories where someone did something to you and you just sat there. so post them up!!!!

 

someone dinged my old celica's door while i was in the car sleeping... the nerve of that lady! so when she left i dinged her door back with my key

 

Once when I was driving through a neighborhood in a low gear doing..maybe 28mph (speed limit is 25), the S is just growling, I had some lady with her daughter yell at me as I passed "Slow down!" while they were unloading their FJ Cruiser

So I stopped and pulled a u-turn at the intersection and drove back to her. She looked kind of shocked and her daughter was looking down at the ground too.

I looked right at her and asked angrily "How fast do you think I was going?"

"Uh...I...uh, like...40!"

I scoffed "I was doing 28mph, dont spout off unless you're sure of something, so kiss my ass"

(and yes, I know I was *technically* speeding)

Then proceeded to go on my way the same as before, letting the S just hum down the road.

 

Was waiting in a looooooooong line of traffic where two lanes were merging, and some asswipe comes flying up the left shoulder. I was in the car with my bf in his 96 Impala SS as we heard him coming. we pulled near the shoulder to cut the guy off, he kept honking, yelling out the window, and revving at us. My bf does the most ridiculous burnout right there in the middle of traffic, smokescreen was HUGE! Just couldn't stop laughing. The guy wouldn't get within 5 car lengths of us after than.

 

i know theres more stories out there!!!

 

Only road rage story I was involved in personnelly ended in a old shacky black man trying to pull a gun out his pocket and me reaching for my laptop to bash him in the face, but friend decided we should just burn the heck out of there instead. Which looking back was a really good move.


Now when I was younger my dad and I was at greenspoint mall here in houston and there was a guy infront of us that just wouldnt move or pull forword so we could get around him. So my dad honks and the guy just flips my dad off. Back story my dad was beaten all his life by his father looks like bill goldberg and is bi polar. Needless to say my dad got out broke the guys window out with one punch and then kept beating the dude in the face. Put his shit in drive and just let it idle off into the curb . Came back to the car and yelled no f**k you and drove off.

 

^^ damn. your dad knows how to get things done. dont take no shit!!!!

 

That was one of countless stories of that fine upstanding citizen

 

omg thats one of my biggest pet peeves when people tell me to "slow down"

 

Ok.... About 2 years ago my buddy and I were headed home at three am from the casino. Driving down a 2 lane highway drunk as hell (I dont need any lectures, I realize it was dumb and would never drink and drive again.) We are in my friends cobalt ss, and this car next to us keeps trying to race my friend who wants nothing to do with it since we are just trying to make it home safely. We get to a stop light, and this kid next to us with 3 chicks in his car starts spouting off (obviously trying to show off) on how my buddies car is a slow POS.. and , so they are yelling at each other from there cars and I lean out the window and say one thing about his POS Chrysler 300 (I forget what it was)... the kid jumps out of his car runs over to ours, reaches in the window and punches me in the face then runs back to his car and takes off through the red light. I start laughing histerically because I think its funny, my friend was apparently pissed so he takes off through the red light and starts chasing this guy down the highway doing upwards of 110, swerving over at the guy trying to run him off the road. Finally I grab a tire iron from the back of the car and smash out his window and we flipped around and headed home.

Once again, Im in no way proud of my behavior nor do I condone drinking and driving... but I thought it was funny.