fight/roadrage/getting even thread
Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 05:37 PM
So one time I was cruising through my old suburbian neighborhood, it is filled with stuck up yuppies that think they own the entire neighborhood if not all of suburbia.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,Jul 8 2009, 05:44 PM
.....and then you woke up, got out of your sister's bed, showered and had to hustle on down to the bus stop to get to work at GameTrader early cause the new D & D game came in.
Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 02:37 PM
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 01:37 PM
So one time I was cruising through my old suburbian neighborhood, it is filled with stuck up yuppies that think they own the entire neighborhood if not all of suburbia.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Originally Posted by TwosBlind,Jul 7 2009, 04:50 PM
Wow, ****ing tough guy, you told off a lady and her daughter. You turn ur yellow ass around on me or anyone in my family out front of my house and you'll be sitting on you're ass next to your ride. I bet if it was a man and his son out front ur would have kept on cruising. Pussy.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jul 8 2009, 04:46 PM
We have two little dogs that we absolutely adore. Try drop kicking one of them, asshole, and you're gonna be way beyond dead!











dont kid yourselves morons cant make that shit up.