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Old Aug 5, 2008 | 09:33 AM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered. " The second, from Chicago , responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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Old Aug 5, 2008 | 09:45 AM
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lmao Very true
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Old Aug 5, 2008 | 09:59 AM
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LMFAO!!
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Old Aug 5, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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i love your jokes raptor. post more!
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Old Aug 5, 2008 | 01:21 PM
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Nicely put!
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 09:14 AM
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LOL, this is great
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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Same could be said for lawyers.
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Old Aug 6, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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got a chuckle out of that.
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