Five surgeons on the types of people they like to
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Five surgeons on the types of people they like to
The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in "You know I like engineers; those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 14 2009, 03:34 PM
The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in "You know I like engineers; those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
