In America we rap
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkXLPs5Pg_Y [/media]

 

I've never even heard of cebu pacific...

 

As instructed, I jerked my inflation jack.

 

would both flight attendants please assist a passenger in the back room

he would like to introduce you to the mile high club

 

They do a normal safety announcement before the flight.

 

unreal, and I get stuck with 300lb toothless trash from Kentucky most of my trips...................

 

American airlines have to follow the federal non-discrimination laws (i.e. against looks, etc.) or else they'd have the government's foot up their asses. With that said, I'd much prefer to have an unattractive f.a. when I fly - much more relaxing than to have an erection every time an attractive f.a. comes close or rubs against me.

Also, what is the wooden thing posted above - some kind of a sex device?

 

[QUOTE=Steponme,Oct 6 2010, 05:11 PM]

 

Ive flown cebu pacific to the Boracay Islands (Philippines), their flight attendants are cute!!!

 

Ah, I now see it.