FLORIDA WOMAN WRECKS SHAVING HER...
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FLORIDA WOMAN WRECKS SHAVING HER...
http://poststar.com/lifestyles/colum...cc4c03286.html
1) Where can I find a woman with that much gusto?
2) WHAT THE f@#k
By now I'm sure that most of you have heard about the Florida woman who caused a two-vehicle wreck because she was shaving her bikini area while driving. Guess that makes the time you drove with your elbows while eating a Whopper seem downright virtuous, doesn't it?
Florida Highway Patrol troopers said the car Megan Barnes was driving crashed into the back of a pickup truck at about 45 mph. Her reaction time was slowed down because she was too busy grooming her hoohah to pay attention to the road. Oh, like that's never happened to you? Ms. Barnes told the investigating officer that she was on her way to a date and "wanted to be ready for the visit.
Yes, she wanted to look her best. All over. Except, well, we've seen Ms. Barnes' mug shot and she appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. To be blunt, I don't think a perfectly groomed love rug could possibly make that much difference...
To no one's particular surprise, the Highway Patrol quickly discovered that Ms. Barnes didn't have a valid driver's license. Oh, and, the day before, she'd been convicted of DUI and driving with a suspended license. Oh, and her car had been seized and had no insurance or registration. Oh, and she was on probation. Oh, and SHE'S A FLIPPIN' LUNATIC!"
Florida Highway Patrol troopers said the car Megan Barnes was driving crashed into the back of a pickup truck at about 45 mph. Her reaction time was slowed down because she was too busy grooming her hoohah to pay attention to the road. Oh, like that's never happened to you? Ms. Barnes told the investigating officer that she was on her way to a date and "wanted to be ready for the visit.
Yes, she wanted to look her best. All over. Except, well, we've seen Ms. Barnes' mug shot and she appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. To be blunt, I don't think a perfectly groomed love rug could possibly make that much difference...
To no one's particular surprise, the Highway Patrol quickly discovered that Ms. Barnes didn't have a valid driver's license. Oh, and, the day before, she'd been convicted of DUI and driving with a suspended license. Oh, and her car had been seized and had no insurance or registration. Oh, and she was on probation. Oh, and SHE'S A FLIPPIN' LUNATIC!"
2) WHAT THE f@#k
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That whole read had win all over it
"To no one's particular surprise, the Highway Patrol quickly discovered that Ms. Barnes didn't have a valid driver's license. Oh, and, the day before, she'd been convicted of DUI and driving with a suspended license. Oh, and her car had been seized and had no insurance or registration. Oh, and she was on probation."
"To no one's particular surprise, the Highway Patrol quickly discovered that Ms. Barnes didn't have a valid driver's license. Oh, and, the day before, she'd been convicted of DUI and driving with a suspended license. Oh, and her car had been seized and had no insurance or registration. Oh, and she was on probation."
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Yes, she wanted to look her best. All over. Except, well, we've seen Ms. Barnes' mug shot and she appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. To be blunt, I don't think a perfectly groomed love rug could possibly make that much difference.
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Whiteflash, living in the past!
This is very, very old news for a forum:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...76-504083.html
And obviously the picture of the dark-haired girl is not the Megan Barnes in question.
There is plenty of floriduh without dragging the archives.
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:44 pm
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...76-504083.html
And obviously the picture of the dark-haired girl is not the Megan Barnes in question.
There is plenty of floriduh without dragging the archives.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor' timestamp='1306355407' post='20615251
U-G-L-Y!!! 
Oh come on... everyone looks bad in a mugshot. But take the bruising away, and stretch the pic back to its original aspect ratio, and imagine this coming at you and slowly pulling her panties out of her back pocket...
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LOL 
i_heart_my_DB8 did too.
That's what happens when you don't make any effort to read the original article. Blogs often lie or intentionally misinterpret the original article to push their agenda. I don't think it serves any purpose to post some blogger's take on some random event without sharing the original news clip. Either we read the blogger or we don't care about their subjective take on some objective event.
i_heart_my_DB8 did too.
That's what happens when you don't make any effort to read the original article. Blogs often lie or intentionally misinterpret the original article to push their agenda. I don't think it serves any purpose to post some blogger's take on some random event without sharing the original news clip. Either we read the blogger or we don't care about their subjective take on some objective event.